Fandom: Kane & Friends RPS
Title: The Great Muppet Debacle
Characters/Pairings: Chris Kane/Steve Carlson, Jason Southard, Ryan Baker, Will, Darren, Keith, David, Brian Nutter, Jared/Jensen, David Boreanez, random fangirls, guest appearance by puppet!Angel, surprise!JDM
Rating: Today's story is brought to you by the letters C (Crack) and R (Ridiculous, wRong, Raunchy, Really?) Strong Language, sexual innuendo. Missing Cock.
Word Count: 2692
Summary: Chris falls asleep horny and watching Sesame Street.

Warnings: Crack does not begin to describe what you are about to read. Please take a moment to clear your reading space of all liquids, food-like substances, sharp objects, small children, easily frightened adults, any animals with claws or teeth and…chickens. Neither the author nor her enablers are responsible for death due to asphyxiation or heart attack or stroke, nor the irreparable damage to your childhood memories. Nor are we responsible for injuries sustained in failing from your chair, smacking the table/wall/computer….for that matter, if you destroy your computer because you didn't follow the goddamn warnings, we aren't to blame for that either!

A/Ns: This fic is entirely, completely and totally the fault of katbcoll and raggedy_edge. I am only the vessel from which the crack flows. I did not (No, really, it's not my fault) manufacture this crack. I may have embellished it a bit. But it is in no way my fault. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

A/Ns the more: This story is complete and closed and will never, ever, ever have more. Period. Amen and Hallelujah. No enabling allowed on penalty of death by fire ants.


( This is your final warning. Proceed at your own risk. Approach with caution. Put down that drink now. )

Fandom: Leverage/SPN
Pairing/Characters: Eliot, Sam, Dean, Nate, Hardison, Sophie, Parker (implied Eliot/Everyone)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Mpreg (sorry)
Word Count: 2157
Summary: Five months ago Eliot Spencer worked a job. Only it didn't go as planned. And now he has to pay the price.

A/Ns & Warnings: This is all because charlies_dragon is a dirty, filthy enabler type person who was craving mpreg earlier today on twitter...and I teased her...and then got further enabled by certain other twitterers (*glares at havenward, shannonrita, badfalcon. It is in no way my fault. It also doesn't really have an ending. It just sort of stopped there.

( There are things Eliot Spencer simply knows are not possible. No way. No how. No nothing. )

Fandom: CW RPS (with assistance implied from various Super Heroes of Fame)
Pairings/Characters: Jensen/Jared, Chad Michael Murray (yes, people. I wrote Chad)
Ratings: NC-17
Word Count: 1727
Summary: Crack!Fic. I shall blame this on the heat, as well as on silverkit who dictated the terms on the prompt request posting the other day.

Warnings and A/Ns: Includes SuperHero!Jensen, kidnapped!Jared, porn, hilarity, killer robot (and killer robot porn. No. Really), evil!Chad, rather un-SuperHero language and true love. Be warned!

( Everything about him was a cliché. From his “name” to his super secret identity to his super tight spandex to his super model “girlfriend” to the arch-nemesis who seemed determine to destroy him…or at least the spandex. )

Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Birthday Surprises ( I suck at titles)
Pairing: Sam/Dean, Sam/Jess (sort of)
Rating: NC-17
Genre: CRACK!
Word Count: 901

Summary: Um...Dean Winchester is not a girl. Except when he is. Or rather...when Sam makes him one. See...it's Dean's birthday, and Sam's all the way at Stanford...but he has a plan and a surprise.

A/Ns & Warnings: Okay...so I have a bazillion things I should be writing. Instead, I bring you crack fic. In which Dean is...well...he's like...a girl. Not gender swap in the strictest sense of the word. More of a body swap thing. And sleepy morning sex. Just read it!

( Dean Winchester is not a girl. )

Fandom: RPS (Supernatural for now, others eventually)
Title: In Service
Pairing/Characters: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4673
Summary: The world is a different place and young Jensen Ackles is the son of Lord and Lady Ackles, born into a world of privilege. Jared Padalecki is not so fortunate...to provide for his family, Jared was sold into Service at a very young age.

A/Ns & Warnings: Ummm...yeah totally AU (and I didn't ever imagine I'd be writing an RPS AU). It's...crack...As to Warnings: This is slave fic, dubious con to some degree...eventually there will be some BDSM, but this is pretty tame...m/m sex, oral and anal.

( The boy was kneeling outside the door the next morning when Jensen’s mother called him downstairs. )

Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Sometimes They Come Back
Characters/Pairing: Dean/Sam/OMC/OMC
Rating: NC-17, with a side of blasphemy
Word Count: 1992
Summary: Okay...so Dean de-virginized an Angel in One Way to Fall, and was punished with wings. Sammy found out in Keep Falling...then there was sex and Sammy getting possessive in A Hard Fall...then, it was Twenty Eight Days and Twenty Eight Days Later, then Sam gets horns and a tail in My Horny Little Devil, and it was up to Dean to rescue Sam in The Devil Made Me...Now...Dean is trying very hard to keep Sam safe, and unsexed. It requires bondage and sedation...for both of them...then a couple of visitors show up...are they just what they need? Or the harbingers of doom?

Warnings and A/N: Um...My porn and crack muses have been humping each other all day. I apologize now for the crack I am about to deliver. Um...orgy, tail!sex, wing!fic...and sex...lots of it...and stuff....now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going off to find a nice quiet place to have a little *me* time....

( Sometimes they come back, Love Michael and Lu. )

Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Hangover Boy
Rating: PG
Word count: 795
Pairing/Characters: Sam, Dean (minor Sam/Dean if you squint)
Summary: Um...total crack, following on Such a Girl...Sammy's hungover and still looking pregnant, and John comes home...Dean tries to explain...

A/Ns & Warnings: Yeah...not mpreg, I promise. Just a little pregnant crack...and wee!hangover!Sam...and sweet, schloompy brotherly love.

( Dean wasn’t sure how to answer that question, exactly. )

So...yeah...How about a little crack?

This started out as a one shot, need a laugh sort of fic. It has sort of grown.

Super Pretty Awesome Man, Crack!Fic. I shall blame this on the heat, as well as on silverkit who dictated the terms on the prompt request posting the other day. Includes SuperHero!Jensen, kidnapped!Jared, porn, hilarity, killer robot (and killer robot porn. No. Really), evil!Chad, rather un-SuperHero language and true love. Be warned!

Super Pretty Awesome Man and the Orgy Ray, Once upon a time there was Super Pretty Awesome Man, aka Jensen Ackles. He fell in love with dry cleaner to the Superhero set, Jared Padalecki. Being a superhero isn't always easy, especially not with an arch nemesis like The Chad who just won't stay behind bars and friends like that control freak Superman. However, when The Chad nearly takes out the entire Association of Splendiferous Superheroes, the one who saves the day isn't necessarily the one anyone expects.

Sonic Sweat & Sunscreen, Once upon a time there was Super Pretty Awesome Man, aka Jensen Ackles. Then we met his friend Sonic in Super Pretty Awesome Man and the Orgy Ray. This is just a wee little interlude in the life of Sonic and his boyfriend Steve.

Blowfish, Once upon a time there was Super Pretty Awesome Man, aka Jensen Ackles. Then we met his friend Sonic in Super Pretty Awesome Man and the Orgy Ray. Then there was Sonic Sweat and Sunscreen, in which there is a brief mention of an incident with a blowfish. Evil 'Nablers being what they are, this is that incident.